Last week I gave a final exam for my Oral English classes. The exam
was really just a discussion with each student individually (5
minutes) or with a partner (10 minutes). I met with 210 students, and
each student actually talked from 7-20 minutes. I hate math, so you
calculate the time or just imagine long and often repetitive
conversations. Apparently the students are not nearly as shy when they
do not have to worry about “losing face” in front of their classmates.
This would be hell to many people. I got a kick out of it. As
students, some are great while others are sub-par, but as people they
are genuine, caring, and fun. As the semester comes to a close,
I must say that have grown to love teaching them. There is no doubt
that I am completely unqualified to be a teacher, let alone a
professor, but I have had some classes go incredibly well- others, not
so much.
Here is where I’ll get a little sentimental.
The best part of the job is that I know I am making a difference. I
try to be respectful, open, and friendly to all of my students. They
appreciate this not because I am a teacher, but I am often their first
foreign friend. After I finished chatting with one student for her
final exam, she asked to take a picture with me (about 35 other
students also asked). She said she was from a small village, where
most older people had never seen a foreigner before. As a result of
propaganda and general ignorance of the outside world, the villagers
dislike foreigners. This student said she wanted to take this picture
so she could show her village that she made a foreign friend, and he
was nice, and (most importantly) loved China. When all is said and
done, I know that I have changed a long held mindset, possibly 5000
years old, in a village in rural China.
Imagine the job satisfaction if this happened everyday. It does here
at Southwest. A variation of the situation I described above happens
to me nearly every class. All you have to do is try to be a good
person, and it is reciprocated 10 times over.
What in the hell have I gotten myself into?
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Three Chinese Families
I have been tutoring three children outside of my professorship. This
technically violates my contract, so forgive my hush hush nature.
Recently I have discovered that nearly everyone tutors outside of the
contract, and that my boss was the one that set me up with my “first
Chinese family”. The “first Chinese family” is a husband and wife who
are also both English professors at Southwest University, and I teach
their (surprise, one) child English. His English is quite impressive
because the family has just returned from a year in Wales. We read “A
Diary of a Wimpy Kid” together, which is really fun.
This family introduced me to two other families, and I agreed to tutor
another boy and a girl. Tutoring was overwhelming at first. I still
hadn’t figured out China, and I had to travel to the homes of complete
strangers to teach. I forgot to mention the parents of the other two
children speak little, sometimes no English.
When you enter a Chinese home, which is always an apartment, you must
take off your shoes and put on a pair of slippers. No family had a
pair of slippers that I could even fit my toes in. For a relative
comparison, Google image search Shaq+ shoe and then look at your own
two feet. The families, in absolute shock and confusion, found plastic
grocery bags that they covered my shoes with, which forced me to walk
through their house in a sloshing shuffle.
Their homes are modest in size, but pretty nice. They have hardwood
floors, iPads, flat screen TVs, a couple of Chinese paintings or jade
sculptures, and about any toy a western child would have. Life for a
family of three is quite comfortable, and increasing rapidly. The
family’s that I teach are middle class, maybe even upper-middle class,
and epitomize the average Beibei family. It is rumored that there are
more than 300 million Chinese people living the same life of comfort
and modest material success, which is about the population of the US.
Chinese grandparents basically raise the children, while both their
parents work full time jobs to provide more opportunities for their
one child. Critics of the One Child Policy often argue that today’s
Chinese youth will have the financial burden of two parents, and any
surviving grandparents. The reality is, at least for now, the families
are building small fortunates at an alarming rate, and the quality of
life is far better than my pre-conceived notions.
So every Sunday, Monday, and Wednesday from 6-8 I am with one of my
Chinese families. What was once overwhelming has become an absolute
blessing. Immediately upon my arrival, I am seated and eat with the
family. The food is remarkable, but tastes even better when eaten with
a family. All dishes are served family style. The women are always
concerned that I don’t like the food, and I insist (好吃 hao chi) that
the food is delicious, so they shovel even more food into my bowl.
Their faces light up when they realize I am not being polite, but
really love the food.
I haven’t seen a fork or knife since being in China, but they do use
spoons sometimes. My chopstick ability is ok. If you come across
bones, which is very likely, you just spit them freely anywhere on the
table. Loud eating is not rude, but complementary. I have been scolded
for eating to quietly. Chinese people don’t drink anything when they
eat. If full, simply get up from the table and go to the living room,
no need to say anything.
The Chinese families have become a support base that the other
American teachers do not have. They make sure I am happy, fed, and
clothed. Recentely, my first Chinese family helped me plan an upcoming
trip to Yunnan. The helped me purchase air and train tickets, which
would be impossible by myself.
I have many anecdotes with these kids and families. Surprisingly, none
of the kids are really that well behaved, but they are just young and
overwhelmed with schoolwork in other classes. I will leave you with a
brief snapshot of each child.
First Chinese family: I just finished my final tutor session for the
semester. Although I have already been invited back to their house for
a couple of occasions, I won’t teach again until after Spring
Festival. We read “A Diary of a Wimpy Kid” by means of “popcorn”,
which means that he reads as much as he wants and says “popcorn” and I
take over. I don’t know if that is an American thing or from St. O’s,
but I taught him that. After our last lesson, the boy gave me a big
hug.
Second Chinese family: This boy is only 6! He is full of energy and
absolutely crazy, but I can never be mad at him because he is so
hysterical. Oral Chinese makes no distinction between masculine and
feminine other than contextual use. Many of my university students
will describe a boy as “she” or a girl as “he”. I decided to teach the
boy the difference so he could learn now. He figured it out fast, but
is a real smartass already, so called his mother “he” for the rest of
night. He would laugh and laugh. She doesn’t speak any English. I had
a case of the church giggles the entire night.
The other day he said he wanted to say something to me, so he grabbed
his dad’s iPad and used the translator function. He typed in Chinese,
and the translator (in that choppy robotic voice) said “Crocodile
older brother acquisition”. To my family- I thought of that blue book
and when it says “In my Spaghetti”. We both thought it was one of the
funniest things we had ever heard.
Third Chinese family: This girl is the Chinese superstar student that
American’s are warned about. She is very gifted academically, and can
play a Chinese harp at a professional level. She is 9. Despite her
near perfection at nearly every subject, her English is the worst out
of my three families. Sunday is her birthday, and her father insisted
that I asked that I join the family for her birthday dinner. She was
initially very shy, but has since said that I am one of her best
friends.
Did I mention I get paid for all of this? 80 quai for the one hour
that I teach, which is about 13 American.
Life is good.
To my American friends and family: 我爱你们 wo ai nimen.
JCM
technically violates my contract, so forgive my hush hush nature.
Recently I have discovered that nearly everyone tutors outside of the
contract, and that my boss was the one that set me up with my “first
Chinese family”. The “first Chinese family” is a husband and wife who
are also both English professors at Southwest University, and I teach
their (surprise, one) child English. His English is quite impressive
because the family has just returned from a year in Wales. We read “A
Diary of a Wimpy Kid” together, which is really fun.
This family introduced me to two other families, and I agreed to tutor
another boy and a girl. Tutoring was overwhelming at first. I still
hadn’t figured out China, and I had to travel to the homes of complete
strangers to teach. I forgot to mention the parents of the other two
children speak little, sometimes no English.
When you enter a Chinese home, which is always an apartment, you must
take off your shoes and put on a pair of slippers. No family had a
pair of slippers that I could even fit my toes in. For a relative
comparison, Google image search Shaq+ shoe and then look at your own
two feet. The families, in absolute shock and confusion, found plastic
grocery bags that they covered my shoes with, which forced me to walk
through their house in a sloshing shuffle.
Their homes are modest in size, but pretty nice. They have hardwood
floors, iPads, flat screen TVs, a couple of Chinese paintings or jade
sculptures, and about any toy a western child would have. Life for a
family of three is quite comfortable, and increasing rapidly. The
family’s that I teach are middle class, maybe even upper-middle class,
and epitomize the average Beibei family. It is rumored that there are
more than 300 million Chinese people living the same life of comfort
and modest material success, which is about the population of the US.
Chinese grandparents basically raise the children, while both their
parents work full time jobs to provide more opportunities for their
one child. Critics of the One Child Policy often argue that today’s
Chinese youth will have the financial burden of two parents, and any
surviving grandparents. The reality is, at least for now, the families
are building small fortunates at an alarming rate, and the quality of
life is far better than my pre-conceived notions.
So every Sunday, Monday, and Wednesday from 6-8 I am with one of my
Chinese families. What was once overwhelming has become an absolute
blessing. Immediately upon my arrival, I am seated and eat with the
family. The food is remarkable, but tastes even better when eaten with
a family. All dishes are served family style. The women are always
concerned that I don’t like the food, and I insist (好吃 hao chi) that
the food is delicious, so they shovel even more food into my bowl.
Their faces light up when they realize I am not being polite, but
really love the food.
I haven’t seen a fork or knife since being in China, but they do use
spoons sometimes. My chopstick ability is ok. If you come across
bones, which is very likely, you just spit them freely anywhere on the
table. Loud eating is not rude, but complementary. I have been scolded
for eating to quietly. Chinese people don’t drink anything when they
eat. If full, simply get up from the table and go to the living room,
no need to say anything.
The Chinese families have become a support base that the other
American teachers do not have. They make sure I am happy, fed, and
clothed. Recentely, my first Chinese family helped me plan an upcoming
trip to Yunnan. The helped me purchase air and train tickets, which
would be impossible by myself.
I have many anecdotes with these kids and families. Surprisingly, none
of the kids are really that well behaved, but they are just young and
overwhelmed with schoolwork in other classes. I will leave you with a
brief snapshot of each child.
First Chinese family: I just finished my final tutor session for the
semester. Although I have already been invited back to their house for
a couple of occasions, I won’t teach again until after Spring
Festival. We read “A Diary of a Wimpy Kid” by means of “popcorn”,
which means that he reads as much as he wants and says “popcorn” and I
take over. I don’t know if that is an American thing or from St. O’s,
but I taught him that. After our last lesson, the boy gave me a big
hug.
Second Chinese family: This boy is only 6! He is full of energy and
absolutely crazy, but I can never be mad at him because he is so
hysterical. Oral Chinese makes no distinction between masculine and
feminine other than contextual use. Many of my university students
will describe a boy as “she” or a girl as “he”. I decided to teach the
boy the difference so he could learn now. He figured it out fast, but
is a real smartass already, so called his mother “he” for the rest of
night. He would laugh and laugh. She doesn’t speak any English. I had
a case of the church giggles the entire night.
The other day he said he wanted to say something to me, so he grabbed
his dad’s iPad and used the translator function. He typed in Chinese,
and the translator (in that choppy robotic voice) said “Crocodile
older brother acquisition”. To my family- I thought of that blue book
and when it says “In my Spaghetti”. We both thought it was one of the
funniest things we had ever heard.
Third Chinese family: This girl is the Chinese superstar student that
American’s are warned about. She is very gifted academically, and can
play a Chinese harp at a professional level. She is 9. Despite her
near perfection at nearly every subject, her English is the worst out
of my three families. Sunday is her birthday, and her father insisted
that I asked that I join the family for her birthday dinner. She was
initially very shy, but has since said that I am one of her best
friends.
Did I mention I get paid for all of this? 80 quai for the one hour
that I teach, which is about 13 American.
Life is good.
To my American friends and family: 我爱你们 wo ai nimen.
JCM
Thanksgiving in China
The foreign teachers prepared a feast for Thanksgiving. I enjoyed the
meal very much, especially using generous amounts of the curry from
Dr. Shaq's Pakistani dish as a gravy.
China is much more diverse than I ever would have imagined. Each
province speaks a different dialect, maintains a different set of
cultural norms, culinary tradition, and environment. Yes, China is
predominately Han Chinese, but I am starting to realize that the
country of China is probably about as diverse as the continent of
Europe. From a Western viewpoint, this presents a serious problem of
indenitiy. China has such a long and continuous culture, that they
feel connected as a people, which is a tighter bond than that of a
country. Think of the diversity, yet unity of the Christian world in
Europe or the Muslim world in the Middle East (in their respective
primes, of course). The Chinese religion really is the worship of
China.
The new China, the Communist China, is only a product of the last 100
years. People who play Mahjongg everyday in the park outside my
apartment were born before Communist China. The love of China by the
Chinese is no result of propaganda. I think their love is so strong
for this place, that they look and act like fish out of water when
they are in other countries. I am afraid that this is what the West
sees and thinks of the Chinese. Stereotypes are dangerous. My students
asked me recently “HOW MANY guns do you have?”
My students. Whenever they refer to China, they say “Our China”. If I
ask them about pollution they might say “our China is too polluted.”
Food- “What do you think of our China’s food?” History, sports,
politics, art is all “Our China.” They emphasize possession and take
responsibility for their country.
China needs to be looked at differently. I watched an interesting
video that captures the thoughts I am beginning to develop about
China: www.ted.com/talks/martin_jacques_understanding_the_rise_of_china.html
This is what I questioned over Thanksgiving: “What is “Our America”?
What level of possession and responsibility do I, and should I take as
a citizen of the most powerful country in the world.
I told my students that some people think China will be, or maybe even
is, the new superpower of the world. They laughed. As Americans, we
have no reason to fear China, but for the time being, as the unrivaled
super power of the world, we better figure our stuff out.
I saw a little Chinese girl walking around Southwest University once
with a T-Shirt that said, “IF YOU AIN’T A COWBOY, YOU AIN’T SHIT”.
I am Thankful for anyone reading this!
Love,
John
meal very much, especially using generous amounts of the curry from
Dr. Shaq's Pakistani dish as a gravy.
China is much more diverse than I ever would have imagined. Each
province speaks a different dialect, maintains a different set of
cultural norms, culinary tradition, and environment. Yes, China is
predominately Han Chinese, but I am starting to realize that the
country of China is probably about as diverse as the continent of
Europe. From a Western viewpoint, this presents a serious problem of
indenitiy. China has such a long and continuous culture, that they
feel connected as a people, which is a tighter bond than that of a
country. Think of the diversity, yet unity of the Christian world in
Europe or the Muslim world in the Middle East (in their respective
primes, of course). The Chinese religion really is the worship of
China.
The new China, the Communist China, is only a product of the last 100
years. People who play Mahjongg everyday in the park outside my
apartment were born before Communist China. The love of China by the
Chinese is no result of propaganda. I think their love is so strong
for this place, that they look and act like fish out of water when
they are in other countries. I am afraid that this is what the West
sees and thinks of the Chinese. Stereotypes are dangerous. My students
asked me recently “HOW MANY guns do you have?”
My students. Whenever they refer to China, they say “Our China”. If I
ask them about pollution they might say “our China is too polluted.”
Food- “What do you think of our China’s food?” History, sports,
politics, art is all “Our China.” They emphasize possession and take
responsibility for their country.
China needs to be looked at differently. I watched an interesting
video that captures the thoughts I am beginning to develop about
China: www.ted.com/talks/martin_jacques_understanding_the_rise_of_china.html
This is what I questioned over Thanksgiving: “What is “Our America”?
What level of possession and responsibility do I, and should I take as
a citizen of the most powerful country in the world.
I told my students that some people think China will be, or maybe even
is, the new superpower of the world. They laughed. As Americans, we
have no reason to fear China, but for the time being, as the unrivaled
super power of the world, we better figure our stuff out.
I saw a little Chinese girl walking around Southwest University once
with a T-Shirt that said, “IF YOU AIN’T A COWBOY, YOU AIN’T SHIT”.
I am Thankful for anyone reading this!
Love,
John
Friday, October 7, 2011
The Slow Train from Chengdu to Chongqing
National Holiday Plan- Step 1: Catch Bus from Beibei to Chongqing
Step 2: Catch train from Chongqing to Chengdu
Step 3: Find our reserved hotel in Chengdu
Step 4: Enjoy Chengdu
Step 5: Come back refreshed and ready to teach in Beibei
So.
At 2:56 pm on Sunday afternoon I embarked on my journey to Chengdu with another English teacher from Bosnia and three Chinese brothers. Well, actually, we started at 2:00 pm, but were unable to catch a bus to the train station in Chongqing. Every single bus was full. Chongqing is about an hour south of Beibei, so at about 2:30 we decided to pay some extra cash and take a cab to the train station. Then the cabs were full. Finally we found a cab at the exact moment when I thought my appendix would burst from traveler’s stress. Luckily, we had Chinese Mario Andretti driving us, or rather weaving us if creating a tapestry, to the Chongqing train station. This type of driving did not scare me at all, because in China, the roads are so terrifying that I would rather either get off them or have the damn accident as fast as possible.
We rolled out of the cab, threw some money at the driver, and sprinted for the terminal. The train station is brand new, and comparable to MSP airport in traffic and security. I had to be frisked and send my bags through two separate x-ray machines. Of course no one spoke English, so I ran behind my friends like a bull in a china shop. We got to the train with 4 minutes to spare. We found our seats, took a few deep breathes, and enjoyed two hours of the beautiful rolling hills of Sichuan, completely maximized for agriculturial production, as the train floated at a comfortable 180 kilometers per hour.
When we arrived at Chengdu, we contacted my Chinese brother’s friend, who lived in Chengdu and would be showing us around for the week. She finished her work shift at 9pm at the nearby three-story grocery store, so we went to grab a bite to eat- Pig ears and peppers. As we walked around, I noticed little difference from Beibei or Chongqing, except hybrid electrical bicycles that cruised silently threw the night. Business idea number 1 to bring home.
After eating, walking around, and eventually waiting on the street corner like refuges from America, we met up with the friend. She took us the hotel, which was a single door that opened to a peeling red-wallpapered lobby. An older woman rested on a coach and a young boy played computer games behind the desk. After rousing the women from her nap, we began the check in process. About 20 seconds into the conversation, I realized the hotel would not work out. I assumed the hotel had been overbooked, but it turned out that the hotel could not host foreigners. Apparently it had been graded by the government as a “One Star” hotel, and to ensure positive international perception, foreigners must stay in at least a “Three Star” hotel. They should have let me stay in the “One Star” hotel.
Before I go any further, I must reiterate from previous blogs that my friends’ English level is about five years worth in high school. Imagine what you remember from high school Spanish or French. Communication is always broken, but they still speak better than the average Chinese person I have encountered.
Tired and defeated, we walked to the friend’s apartment to use the computer in hopes of finding another hotel or hostel. We checked the Internet, and everything had been completely booked for the holiday.
I have to be very careful describing the apartment because (to spoil the story) we stayed three nights there and our hosts were very gracious to put us up. The second-story apartment was in one of the five eight-story cement buildings of the guarded complex. The door opened to a kitchen, lit with one buzzing florescent light bulb. The kitchen connected to bathroom, which had a squat toilet (a hole in the ground) and a hose (shower). The three single bedrooms were split between a pair of college women, a young couple and their three year old daughter, and, well, us. My Chinese friends decided to only stay one night at the hotel, so the first night, the other English teacher and I slept on the mattress on the floor, and the next two nights we were joined by the four other people.
I did see a rat, not a mouse, in the kitchen one night. I didn’t take a proper shower. At no point did I feel unsafe. At no point did I feel physically comfortable. My favorite part was playing with the three-year-old girl, who spoke about as much English as her parents. Her parents did not replace the burnt out lights in the kitchen, but they did have an Ipad. They, I, lived in poverty.
Now I consider myself blessed with the gift of adaptation, which proves especially important in traveling, but the situations continued to worsen. My friends were nightmarish travelers, who constantly bickered, complained about money, and bored with anything instantly. They are still my brothers so I will stop there, but I will not travel with them any time soon.
There were definite highlights to the trip, which will be captured in beautiful pictures that I hope to share soon. We visited an old city on the first day, which was a bit of a tourist trap, but still fascinating. I say tourist trap, but we were still the only foreigners there, everyone else was Chinese. Shops, food, art- anyone who has traveled knows this kind of place. Next we took a van to the fake “Great Wall of China”. Only the Chinese would build a replica of their national monument and flock to it as if it were the real deal. The wall cuts threw rolling hills and leads to a monastery. Although it sounds like a cheap rip off, the wall and the monastery were actually quite beautiful. At the monastery, which was Buddhist, I paid 20 RMB to have my fortune read by a monk. He told me, through my friends, that I made the right decision to come to China. Ironically, he told me that I will have to be more independent and accomplish tasks without the help of others- advice I would use for the rest of the trip.
The trip home became a battle with other Chinese tourists. To get on the bus, we pushed, elbowed, and blocked out, eventually winning seats on the bus that must have been three or four times filled beyond capacity. The people that did not get seats looked like a Picasso art piece with body parts flailing in every direction. One woman came over to my Chinese friend and handed him her toddler child. My friend played with him almost as if he expected to entertain children on his lap during the course of hour long packed bus rides. The bus is China in a nutshell- Frustrating, packed, loud, dirty, but also communal, understanding, and flexible. Ying and Yang.
One of my friends, a Tibetan student who spent the summer as an exchange student at SJU, invited me to a Buddhist ceremony. I gladly accepted, and told my friends many times over that they did not have to join me (and in fact I hoped they wouldn’t) but they all decided to come. The festival was a ceremony of freeing fish into a lake, symbolic of Buddhist respect for all living beings. We awoke at 5am and went to a nearby Buddhist temple. When we arrived with around 50 other people, and found around 35 large containers packed with small, squirmy fish.
My friends, all Han Chinese, instantly complained about the whole ceremony stating that releasing the fish would be wasteful. For the rest of the event, I would have to mediate between their boredom and apathy with my Tibetan friend’s deep religious belief. Get me a Nobel Peace Prize nomination, NOW.
The Monks began an hour or so chant, which the participants joined in with. I moved my lips and held my hands in prayer. My other friends sat in the background and played on their cell phones. After the chant, we caught a long and bumpy bus ride to lake, where we shuffled into narrow fishing boats that brought us to the center of the lake where we freed the fish. We than enjoyed a delicious vegetarian meal. At least I enjoyed it. My other friends wanted fish, and they were dead serious.
The next day we went to the largest Panda reserve in the world. This was one of my best experiences in China so far. The Panda reserve had the same set up as a zoo, yet the conditions do not weigh on one’s consciousness at all. The panda’s have plenty of room, which literally is their natural habitat. The pandas, especially the adolescent pandas, put on a marvelous show. They exhibited their famed human like light-hearted characteristics like falling, playing, fighting, and chasing each other. I never thought I would say this but they were unbelievable cute.
After the Panda Park, we returned to Chengdu and went to buy train tickets home. The bullet train for the next two days was sold out, meaning we would have to take a 10-hour slow train from Chengdu to Chongqing. We were planning on staying another night, but I threw that idea out the window, explaining that catching the train that night would be no different than another night on the floor of the apartment.
So we bought the tickets, went back to the apartment, gathered our stuff, and rested. The train station is 20 minutes from the apartment. We left the apartment 24 minutes before our departure time. Do not ask me why, there is no logic behind anything that happens here.
We rolled out of the cab, threw some money at the driver, and sprinted for the terminal. The train station is brand new, and comparable, to MSP airport in traffic and security. I had to be frisked and send my bags through two separate x-ray machines. Of course no one spoke English, so I ran behind my friends like a bull in a china shop. We got to the train with 4 minutes to spare. We found our seats, took a few deep breaths, and enjoyed 10 hours of going home. Yes, that paragraph is copied and pasted.
The train was dirty, packed with people, smelly, and moved at the speed of a light jog. The funny thing was, as soon as we got on the train, everyone was in good spirits. No bickering, but loads of laughter. My hypothesis is that these guys are so inexperienced in traveling, that as soon as they knew they were going home (even on a 10 hour red-eye train) they were happy.
Now I rest and try to restore some of my sanity. I will look back on this experience and think. I have no idea what I will think, but I will certainly think. For the first time on the trip, the gravity of the situation weighed on me: I am literally half way around the world in a Communist country and I don’t speak any of the language or understand cultural norms. Someday I will tell my grandchildren about sleeping on stranger’s apartment floor in Chengdu. I will tell them about the panda bears, which will more than likely be extinct. I will tell them about the slow train from Chengdu to Chongqing.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Ni Chi Le Ma
I have fallen into a routine in which everyday is an adventure. I am teaching 240 Chinese students, exploring my surroundings, balancing time between my “brothers” and making new friends, drinking beer and learning tai chi, and trying to study a language that I am still unable to distinguish from scribbles.
The one consent in China is eating. I am always eating. Everything I have eaten is blog worthy delicious (I still haven’t cooked for myself or had western food).
I will start writing more, or lose my sanity. Living in Beibei is a total cultural immersion. I want to avoid cliché travel blog writing, so here is my China. Children here have a different “potty training”. Instead of diapers, the Chinese cut slits in the clothing in necessary areas for their children to fire away. I saw two separate babies today in downtown Beibei (European style eating, shopping, and plazas) shitting in the street. I think I would rather shit in the street than use the public restrooms.
Learning Chinese, or trying to learn Chinese, takes all my free time. I have Chinese class twice a week for an hour and half at night, but that brings me only slightly behind the shitting babies. I am basically trying to study three languages at once. We study Mandarin Chinese, which is the national language of the People’s Republic of China. To learn Mandarin, I must study pinyin, which uses Latin phonetic alphabet. For example, “Ni hao ma?” is the common greeting which means “Are you good?” Seems easy enough, but each word also carries a unique tone. “Ni” is the second tone which means it rises, “hao” is the third tone its pronunciations drops than rises, “ma” is the fifth tone and is therefore said quickly. Still got it?
Next I learn the characters. Memorization appears to be the only way this is possible. I find the characters fascinating, but learning them is challenging. I have been here nearly a month and can now maybe recognize 15-20 characters.
So, after a night of studying, John walks out to a restaurant to get some food. The moment I walk outside of Southwest University, Mandarin is thrown out the window. Chongqing dialect is what the common Beibei citizen speaks. The dialect is not a regional accent, but a whole new language. My understanding is that the dialect and Mandarin is comparable to Spanish and Italian, which are similar, but nowhere near as similar as American English and British English. I forgot to mention English is only spoken on campus, and it is British English. I am now accustomed to asking, “Where is the W.C.?”
I must arise and go now. I am going to meet my Chinese brothers to plan my National Day trip. Chinese National Day is a week long vacation starting October 1st in honor of the founding of the People’s Republic of China. I will be traveling to Chengdu, the capital of Sichuan. Everyone said it is a lovely city with a laid back attitude, not to mention the home of the largest Panda bear reserve in the world. Look it up!
I need to start writing more.
If you want to send me mail, my address is:
John Murray
NO.2 Tiansheng Road,
Beibei, Chongqing 400715
P.R. China
If you send me a letter or a package, I will send you something in return-Something that is made in China.
Love,
John Murray
The one consent in China is eating. I am always eating. Everything I have eaten is blog worthy delicious (I still haven’t cooked for myself or had western food).
I will start writing more, or lose my sanity. Living in Beibei is a total cultural immersion. I want to avoid cliché travel blog writing, so here is my China. Children here have a different “potty training”. Instead of diapers, the Chinese cut slits in the clothing in necessary areas for their children to fire away. I saw two separate babies today in downtown Beibei (European style eating, shopping, and plazas) shitting in the street. I think I would rather shit in the street than use the public restrooms.
Learning Chinese, or trying to learn Chinese, takes all my free time. I have Chinese class twice a week for an hour and half at night, but that brings me only slightly behind the shitting babies. I am basically trying to study three languages at once. We study Mandarin Chinese, which is the national language of the People’s Republic of China. To learn Mandarin, I must study pinyin, which uses Latin phonetic alphabet. For example, “Ni hao ma?” is the common greeting which means “Are you good?” Seems easy enough, but each word also carries a unique tone. “Ni” is the second tone which means it rises, “hao” is the third tone its pronunciations drops than rises, “ma” is the fifth tone and is therefore said quickly. Still got it?
Next I learn the characters. Memorization appears to be the only way this is possible. I find the characters fascinating, but learning them is challenging. I have been here nearly a month and can now maybe recognize 15-20 characters.
So, after a night of studying, John walks out to a restaurant to get some food. The moment I walk outside of Southwest University, Mandarin is thrown out the window. Chongqing dialect is what the common Beibei citizen speaks. The dialect is not a regional accent, but a whole new language. My understanding is that the dialect and Mandarin is comparable to Spanish and Italian, which are similar, but nowhere near as similar as American English and British English. I forgot to mention English is only spoken on campus, and it is British English. I am now accustomed to asking, “Where is the W.C.?”
I must arise and go now. I am going to meet my Chinese brothers to plan my National Day trip. Chinese National Day is a week long vacation starting October 1st in honor of the founding of the People’s Republic of China. I will be traveling to Chengdu, the capital of Sichuan. Everyone said it is a lovely city with a laid back attitude, not to mention the home of the largest Panda bear reserve in the world. Look it up!
I need to start writing more.
If you want to send me mail, my address is:
John Murray
NO.2 Tiansheng Road,
Beibei, Chongqing 400715
P.R. China
If you send me a letter or a package, I will send you something in return-Something that is made in China.
Love,
John Murray
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Snapshots of Southwest Students
Today my conversational English classes talked about the importance of communication. We played the “telephone game” where a message gets whispered around the class student by student. The telephone game, for those that don’t know, is nothing more than a means for a teacher to kill time will proving a quite obvious message. I found it enjoying.
Today’s initial message: Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
We spent the first half of the class talking about all the new opportunities in China and throughout the world, so I thought the message would fit the theme of inspiration.
Student’s response (class 1): Today is the last day of your life
Student’s response (class 2): Today is Tuesday
This activity, especially the simplicity of student response 2, paralleled my students’ thoughts about China. According to my two classes, South Eastern China is viewed finically as European, while Western China (Sichuan, Tibet, Xinjiang) is comparable to Africa. Students at Southwest believe they are somewhere in-between. A teachers salary is poor, they said, but worth it because they will be able to help others.
I asked the students what they would do with one day left to live. I found out that some students believe 2012 is the end of the world. Overwhelmingly the students said they would go to their hometowns. No one said they would do anything out of the ordinary.
After my 8:00 class, a friendly, albeit slightly goofy student, came up to me and asked if he could sing me a song. I said of course. He sang all verses of “I’ll be right there waiting for you” by Bryan Adams. He sang with unbelievable passion. American John would have been rolling on the floor slapping his knee in uncontrolled laughter. Chinese John hopes he will learn the words to the song. After he finished the song, he told me that he practiced English in high school by riding a bicycle around his neighborhood while shouting (his word, not mine) speeches by Martin Luther King Jr. He said his neighbors thought he was crazy. I said it sounded pretty cool.
One of my students, Cara, invited me to lunch after the second class and I happily agreed. It was my first experience in the school cafeteria, and the food was good, but still cafeteria grade. She paid for my meal without me knowing! I tried desperately to pay her back, at one point even putting money on the table and telling her that I would leave it, but she refused. I felt embarrassed and out of line as her teacher, but she insisted that it was her honor.
Side note: Chinese people do not all look alike. Many of them look like friends and family back home. Yesterday I met the spitting image of Mr. Henrich, my third grade teacher. Strange stuff. More soon,
LOVE,
John
Today’s initial message: Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
We spent the first half of the class talking about all the new opportunities in China and throughout the world, so I thought the message would fit the theme of inspiration.
Student’s response (class 1): Today is the last day of your life
Student’s response (class 2): Today is Tuesday
This activity, especially the simplicity of student response 2, paralleled my students’ thoughts about China. According to my two classes, South Eastern China is viewed finically as European, while Western China (Sichuan, Tibet, Xinjiang) is comparable to Africa. Students at Southwest believe they are somewhere in-between. A teachers salary is poor, they said, but worth it because they will be able to help others.
I asked the students what they would do with one day left to live. I found out that some students believe 2012 is the end of the world. Overwhelmingly the students said they would go to their hometowns. No one said they would do anything out of the ordinary.
After my 8:00 class, a friendly, albeit slightly goofy student, came up to me and asked if he could sing me a song. I said of course. He sang all verses of “I’ll be right there waiting for you” by Bryan Adams. He sang with unbelievable passion. American John would have been rolling on the floor slapping his knee in uncontrolled laughter. Chinese John hopes he will learn the words to the song. After he finished the song, he told me that he practiced English in high school by riding a bicycle around his neighborhood while shouting (his word, not mine) speeches by Martin Luther King Jr. He said his neighbors thought he was crazy. I said it sounded pretty cool.
One of my students, Cara, invited me to lunch after the second class and I happily agreed. It was my first experience in the school cafeteria, and the food was good, but still cafeteria grade. She paid for my meal without me knowing! I tried desperately to pay her back, at one point even putting money on the table and telling her that I would leave it, but she refused. I felt embarrassed and out of line as her teacher, but she insisted that it was her honor.
Side note: Chinese people do not all look alike. Many of them look like friends and family back home. Yesterday I met the spitting image of Mr. Henrich, my third grade teacher. Strange stuff. More soon,
LOVE,
John
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Jei Fung Bei is no Beibei
Jei Fung Bei (inevitably spelled incorrectly) is the heart of downtown Chongqing, much like Times Square of New York City. Judging by my limited trips into the city, Jei Fung Bei is an hour fifteen-minute bus ride from Beibei or a 45-minute cab ride. Why the growth? Chongqing played an important strategic role in World War II, becoming the capital of China as both Communists and Nationalists fought together under the cover of dense fog and mountainous caves. In 1997, Chongqing broke away from Sichuan province to become a municipality directly governed by Beijing (think New York City breaking away from New York State). Chongqing is a major port city because of the confluence of the Jambei and Yangtze rivers. At their meeting point in Chongqing, both rivers are larger than the Mississippi in the Twin Cities and both are able to support barges and cruise ships. Chongqing acts as a gateway between Sichuan, with a population over 80 million, and industrialized Eastern China.
Jei Fung Bei is the booming China that increasingly occupies the American consciousness. Since my arrival, I have heard from numerous, potentially unreliable, sources that Chongqing is the fastest growing metropolitan center in the world. The entire city is under construction, with scaffolding and cranes at or around nearly every building. Bamboo is used as scaffolding and (apparently) provides support while increasing efficiency- a resourceful terrorist could cripple the city by unleashing a heard of hungry Panda bears.
Back in shirtless, littered, phlegm spitting Beibei (the China I love), I played basketball with my Sichuanese friends. To repay their generosity, a few of us foreign teachers decided to invite them to a night in Jei Fung Bei. They instantly and adamantly refused, complaining that Jei Fung Bei is too expensive. We insisted that they join, that we would pay, and we all would have a good time. They reluctantly submitted.
The bus ride from Beibei to Chongqing cost 10 quai a person, less than a $1.50. We found a restaurant by the bus stop that smelled of methane or some other industrial chemical and enjoyed a communal meal of spicy pig intestines. The owners of the restaurant brought out their baby girl to see us foreigners. A round of beer and food for eight people totaled 140 quai.
We walked 15 minutes into Jei Fung Bei, and then there was light- flashing lights, lasers, spotlights, and lights on buildings as if they were Christmas trees. People everywhere- poor people, a beggar missing his foot with exposed rotting red flesh, unaccompanied children, foreigners, limousines, prostitutes, police officers, and business parties. Overwhelming.
We walked to Club 88, a faux steamboat two stories above the street. To enter, we walked a flight of wood stairs with beautiful young employees dressed in trim white sailor outfits saluting us. We were ushered into the club, which felt like the Ball Room of the Titanic with a trendy flair. This was a China I had never seen, a China of luxury and excess that trumped anything I had ever seen back in the States. The club was full of Chinese youth, but these Chinese youth did not stare or even notice us foreigners. We sat at the only remaining table in the back corner. I realized we would probably only be able to afford one or maybe two rounds of drinks based on the decor and clientele of the club. A server, also dressed in sailor attire, came to our table with a drink menu and unapologetically stated the club was done serving beer for the night, and now only sold bottles of wine and liquor. The cheapest bottle cost 550 quai (nearly 100 dollars), while many bottles were over 3000. I was sitting next to my basketball friend Will, a college graduate from a poor family in rural Sichuan. Will works in an office in Beibei and his salary is 2000 quai a month. Most other tables, tables of impeccably dressed Chinese youth, had three or four bottles. Very few seemed to be drinking their bottles excessively like youth would in the States, almost as if the bottle and its contents meant much more if not consumed.
We decided to try or luck at other places, but only found more of the same. My Chinese friends were disillusioned and anxious, knowing that they could not afford to buy us a drink and would feel guilty if we insisted on buying drinks. We decided to catch a cab back to Beibei, which felt like home more than ever. We raced to our favorite bar and bought rounds of drinks. We danced, we sang, we met new friends, and enjoyed what has become a brotherhood.
Imagine if the Minnesota Twins won the World Series, but you were unable to go to one game or even watch them play on TV. My friends feel pride in the wealth and growth of China although their benefits are moderate. This is a very interesting paradigm, which seems (for the time being) to be working quite well in China.
Love,
John Murray
Jei Fung Bei is the booming China that increasingly occupies the American consciousness. Since my arrival, I have heard from numerous, potentially unreliable, sources that Chongqing is the fastest growing metropolitan center in the world. The entire city is under construction, with scaffolding and cranes at or around nearly every building. Bamboo is used as scaffolding and (apparently) provides support while increasing efficiency- a resourceful terrorist could cripple the city by unleashing a heard of hungry Panda bears.
Back in shirtless, littered, phlegm spitting Beibei (the China I love), I played basketball with my Sichuanese friends. To repay their generosity, a few of us foreign teachers decided to invite them to a night in Jei Fung Bei. They instantly and adamantly refused, complaining that Jei Fung Bei is too expensive. We insisted that they join, that we would pay, and we all would have a good time. They reluctantly submitted.
The bus ride from Beibei to Chongqing cost 10 quai a person, less than a $1.50. We found a restaurant by the bus stop that smelled of methane or some other industrial chemical and enjoyed a communal meal of spicy pig intestines. The owners of the restaurant brought out their baby girl to see us foreigners. A round of beer and food for eight people totaled 140 quai.
We walked 15 minutes into Jei Fung Bei, and then there was light- flashing lights, lasers, spotlights, and lights on buildings as if they were Christmas trees. People everywhere- poor people, a beggar missing his foot with exposed rotting red flesh, unaccompanied children, foreigners, limousines, prostitutes, police officers, and business parties. Overwhelming.
We walked to Club 88, a faux steamboat two stories above the street. To enter, we walked a flight of wood stairs with beautiful young employees dressed in trim white sailor outfits saluting us. We were ushered into the club, which felt like the Ball Room of the Titanic with a trendy flair. This was a China I had never seen, a China of luxury and excess that trumped anything I had ever seen back in the States. The club was full of Chinese youth, but these Chinese youth did not stare or even notice us foreigners. We sat at the only remaining table in the back corner. I realized we would probably only be able to afford one or maybe two rounds of drinks based on the decor and clientele of the club. A server, also dressed in sailor attire, came to our table with a drink menu and unapologetically stated the club was done serving beer for the night, and now only sold bottles of wine and liquor. The cheapest bottle cost 550 quai (nearly 100 dollars), while many bottles were over 3000. I was sitting next to my basketball friend Will, a college graduate from a poor family in rural Sichuan. Will works in an office in Beibei and his salary is 2000 quai a month. Most other tables, tables of impeccably dressed Chinese youth, had three or four bottles. Very few seemed to be drinking their bottles excessively like youth would in the States, almost as if the bottle and its contents meant much more if not consumed.
We decided to try or luck at other places, but only found more of the same. My Chinese friends were disillusioned and anxious, knowing that they could not afford to buy us a drink and would feel guilty if we insisted on buying drinks. We decided to catch a cab back to Beibei, which felt like home more than ever. We raced to our favorite bar and bought rounds of drinks. We danced, we sang, we met new friends, and enjoyed what has become a brotherhood.
Imagine if the Minnesota Twins won the World Series, but you were unable to go to one game or even watch them play on TV. My friends feel pride in the wealth and growth of China although their benefits are moderate. This is a very interesting paradigm, which seems (for the time being) to be working quite well in China.
Love,
John Murray
Friday, September 9, 2011
Students of Southwest University
Yesterday, rain brought much needed refreshment and cooled Beibei. As I write, the rain continues to wash away the dirt, garbage, and sweat of Beibei.
I ended up only teaching three classes this past week after five of my classes were canceled due to hot weather. The classes went smoothly, mainly consisting of a brief introduction of myself followed by class introductions.
Here are the English names of my students so far. All names are spelled according to the student (spell check will hate this):
Kelvin, Layla, Janet, Ginger, Sophia, Yutty, Tina, Windows*, Linda, Seven, Shelia, Teinz, Binshow**, Sweat T, Joy, Helen, Iverson, Paul, Jean, Suki, Sophie, Rainy, Grin, Catherine, Angel, Yanan, Jess, Jarry***, Phoebe, Emely, Alve, Sue
Horace, Jesson, Donald, Gavin, Selina, Sophy, Now, Apple, Nancy, Mironda, Monica, Eunice, Mia, Aigus, Etta, Jessica, Doris, Gillian, Gemma, Greeny, Lily, Carrie, June, Jean, Kelly, Kay, Alice, Emma, Vanilla****, Helen, Flora
Steven, Jason, Luke, Shine, Jane, Sherry, Licy, Miranda, Aphrodite, Daisy, Rainbon, Lotus, Zillion, Helen, Susan, Cara, Cathelin, Zoe, Candy, Ducati, Vivien, April, Joanna, Avril*****, Jareau, Ann, Janny, Anna, Shone, Kelsie
*Windows is my favorite name. The class laughed when the student said this name (the student laughed also) and she said she wanted to change her name. I told her Windows is unique and beautiful and she should keep the name. She smiled, and decided to stick with Windows
**When it was Binshow’s turn to announce his English name, he paused and said he would like to be Binshow. I asked him how he got the name, and he said he had just made it up on the spot.
***Jarry was very concerned I would call him Jerry. He made it very clear that he is Jarry.
****Vanilla’s name was listed as Michelle, but she said she wanted to take a new name. I asked her why, and she said because of Michelle Obama. I asked her why she didn’t like Michelle Obama, and the student quickly responded that she liked Michelle Obama very much because she is a strong woman but (she paused) Michelle Obama is “just too black.” The entire class giggled, including Vanilla.
*****This student spoke the worst English out of all the students. I could not understand anything she said. She did not have an English name on the class list, so I tried to help her choose one, but she was unable to understand anything I said. After class, two other students brought her to my podium. The unnamed student apologized for her poor English (in very poor English) and said she was from Tibet. The other students said that her favorite musician is Avril Lavine, and she would like a name similar to Avril (I’m not sure what that means). If anyone can suggest an English name for a rural Tibetan girl who loves Avril Lavine, let me know ASAP.
I told the students I was very interested in traveling around China, and nearly every student offered to show me their hometown. I asked all the students how much they had traveled, and only one student in all the classes had been outside of China (South Korea).
I had the students say their favorite book, poem, or theater production. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind, The Little Prince were crowd favorites. Many students named Chinese or Japanese authors, and I felt terribly embarrassed by my ignorance of Asian literature. Not one student said Harry Potter. One girl said she was interested in reading Lolita, and she asked if I could help her. I told her it was a very difficult book even for English speakers, so she asked if I could help her with Black Boy. I said I would in order to further investigate her motives. One guy said his favorite author is William Butler Yeats from Ireland. Once again, I have no idea how or why.
I allowed each student to ask me one question. Every class asked me if I had a girlfriend, and nearly erupted with laughter when I said no.
My students have already invited me to run, go on walks, hike, eat, travel, play basketball, watch sports, learn to cook, and go out for fancy dinners.
These are the students of Communist China.
Teaching will be challenging, but potentially incredibly rewarding. I will have to put in much more outside time than I initially assumed. The classes are a bit squirrelly and immature, both physically and socially, but are good natured and excited to practice English with a native speaker. This is an experience of a lifetime.
I found a cockroach in my apartment yesterday. I kicked it on a piece of paper and threw it out the window.
Monday is Mid-Autumn Festival, so there will be no school. Mid-Autumn Festival is comparable to Thanksgiving and is considered a time to be with family and eat mooncakes. Although I do feel like I am becoming Chinese, I wish I could share a mooncake with anyone reading this right now.
LOVE,
John Murray
I ended up only teaching three classes this past week after five of my classes were canceled due to hot weather. The classes went smoothly, mainly consisting of a brief introduction of myself followed by class introductions.
Here are the English names of my students so far. All names are spelled according to the student (spell check will hate this):
Kelvin, Layla, Janet, Ginger, Sophia, Yutty, Tina, Windows*, Linda, Seven, Shelia, Teinz, Binshow**, Sweat T, Joy, Helen, Iverson, Paul, Jean, Suki, Sophie, Rainy, Grin, Catherine, Angel, Yanan, Jess, Jarry***, Phoebe, Emely, Alve, Sue
Horace, Jesson, Donald, Gavin, Selina, Sophy, Now, Apple, Nancy, Mironda, Monica, Eunice, Mia, Aigus, Etta, Jessica, Doris, Gillian, Gemma, Greeny, Lily, Carrie, June, Jean, Kelly, Kay, Alice, Emma, Vanilla****, Helen, Flora
Steven, Jason, Luke, Shine, Jane, Sherry, Licy, Miranda, Aphrodite, Daisy, Rainbon, Lotus, Zillion, Helen, Susan, Cara, Cathelin, Zoe, Candy, Ducati, Vivien, April, Joanna, Avril*****, Jareau, Ann, Janny, Anna, Shone, Kelsie
*Windows is my favorite name. The class laughed when the student said this name (the student laughed also) and she said she wanted to change her name. I told her Windows is unique and beautiful and she should keep the name. She smiled, and decided to stick with Windows
**When it was Binshow’s turn to announce his English name, he paused and said he would like to be Binshow. I asked him how he got the name, and he said he had just made it up on the spot.
***Jarry was very concerned I would call him Jerry. He made it very clear that he is Jarry.
****Vanilla’s name was listed as Michelle, but she said she wanted to take a new name. I asked her why, and she said because of Michelle Obama. I asked her why she didn’t like Michelle Obama, and the student quickly responded that she liked Michelle Obama very much because she is a strong woman but (she paused) Michelle Obama is “just too black.” The entire class giggled, including Vanilla.
*****This student spoke the worst English out of all the students. I could not understand anything she said. She did not have an English name on the class list, so I tried to help her choose one, but she was unable to understand anything I said. After class, two other students brought her to my podium. The unnamed student apologized for her poor English (in very poor English) and said she was from Tibet. The other students said that her favorite musician is Avril Lavine, and she would like a name similar to Avril (I’m not sure what that means). If anyone can suggest an English name for a rural Tibetan girl who loves Avril Lavine, let me know ASAP.
I told the students I was very interested in traveling around China, and nearly every student offered to show me their hometown. I asked all the students how much they had traveled, and only one student in all the classes had been outside of China (South Korea).
I had the students say their favorite book, poem, or theater production. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind, The Little Prince were crowd favorites. Many students named Chinese or Japanese authors, and I felt terribly embarrassed by my ignorance of Asian literature. Not one student said Harry Potter. One girl said she was interested in reading Lolita, and she asked if I could help her. I told her it was a very difficult book even for English speakers, so she asked if I could help her with Black Boy. I said I would in order to further investigate her motives. One guy said his favorite author is William Butler Yeats from Ireland. Once again, I have no idea how or why.
I allowed each student to ask me one question. Every class asked me if I had a girlfriend, and nearly erupted with laughter when I said no.
My students have already invited me to run, go on walks, hike, eat, travel, play basketball, watch sports, learn to cook, and go out for fancy dinners.
These are the students of Communist China.
Teaching will be challenging, but potentially incredibly rewarding. I will have to put in much more outside time than I initially assumed. The classes are a bit squirrelly and immature, both physically and socially, but are good natured and excited to practice English with a native speaker. This is an experience of a lifetime.
I found a cockroach in my apartment yesterday. I kicked it on a piece of paper and threw it out the window.
Monday is Mid-Autumn Festival, so there will be no school. Mid-Autumn Festival is comparable to Thanksgiving and is considered a time to be with family and eat mooncakes. Although I do feel like I am becoming Chinese, I wish I could share a mooncake with anyone reading this right now.
LOVE,
John Murray
Monday, September 5, 2011
Beibei: Its hot!
My friendship with the three basketball players, Kobe, Crazy and Will, has flourished since the last entry. I still play basketball everyday, but I now eat dinner with them every night and hang out in their apartment. The three share a small apartment five stories directly above the basketball court. There is no elevator in the building. There are no windows either. The tenants on the first floor are an elderly Chinese couple who recognize me and smile as I pass their door. The apartment is littered with beer bottles and clothes like any college apartment in the States. The heat and humidity is suffocating here, so we choose to share the discomfort. Americans may prefer to pass a heat spell isolated in air conditioning. We pass the time listening to music, playing cards, and drinking beer together in a small living room. Between jokes and games they remind me: We are best friends, we are brothers.
They call me Chen Shway (spelled phonetically), which means “very handsome”. The three most important things to my friends: 1. Finding me a Chinese girlfriend. 2. Eating 3. And paying for everything in pursuit of both quests. I am humbled and uncomfortable with their generosity, as they come from rurally Sichuan, where their families live simply (Americans call it poverty). The other day we were at a restaurant and I tried to sneak away early to pay the bill. They ran up to the cashier and semi-violently pushed me away. I think I will have to buy them gifts when they aren't around.
Their favorite drinking game is rock, paper, scissors. They go wild playing it, imagine English swear words and Kung Fu moves.
I woke up early this morning to prepare for my first lecture. I am scheduled to teach two Sophomore Conversational English classes at 2:30 and 4:10, or at least I was scheduled to teach. I got to my teaching building today (#5 Teacher’s Building for Foreign Languages Study) and went to my office to make a PowerPoint introducing myself, only to find that the electricity had shut off. Apparently the Chongqing locals are not even equipped for the heat we are experiencing! I received a call from my boss stating that all afternoon classes are cancelled for the next two days, which means Wednesday morning is day 1 for Prof. Chen Shway.
Here is my teaching schedule. Each class is an hour and a half long, which includes a 10 minute break in the middle of class:
Monday: 2:30 and 4:10
Tuesday: 2:30 and 4:10
Wednesday: 8* and 2:30
Thursday: 8 and 9:40
Friday: NOTHING
*All my class are Sophomore Conversational English except Wednesday at 8, which is Junior Creative Writing. I have been warned that this will be my toughest task and I realize that in no way am I qualified to teach this class, but I am excited to see what Prof. Chen Shway can pull off.
Love,
John
They call me Chen Shway (spelled phonetically), which means “very handsome”. The three most important things to my friends: 1. Finding me a Chinese girlfriend. 2. Eating 3. And paying for everything in pursuit of both quests. I am humbled and uncomfortable with their generosity, as they come from rurally Sichuan, where their families live simply (Americans call it poverty). The other day we were at a restaurant and I tried to sneak away early to pay the bill. They ran up to the cashier and semi-violently pushed me away. I think I will have to buy them gifts when they aren't around.
Their favorite drinking game is rock, paper, scissors. They go wild playing it, imagine English swear words and Kung Fu moves.
I woke up early this morning to prepare for my first lecture. I am scheduled to teach two Sophomore Conversational English classes at 2:30 and 4:10, or at least I was scheduled to teach. I got to my teaching building today (#5 Teacher’s Building for Foreign Languages Study) and went to my office to make a PowerPoint introducing myself, only to find that the electricity had shut off. Apparently the Chongqing locals are not even equipped for the heat we are experiencing! I received a call from my boss stating that all afternoon classes are cancelled for the next two days, which means Wednesday morning is day 1 for Prof. Chen Shway.
Here is my teaching schedule. Each class is an hour and a half long, which includes a 10 minute break in the middle of class:
Monday: 2:30 and 4:10
Tuesday: 2:30 and 4:10
Wednesday: 8* and 2:30
Thursday: 8 and 9:40
Friday: NOTHING
*All my class are Sophomore Conversational English except Wednesday at 8, which is Junior Creative Writing. I have been warned that this will be my toughest task and I realize that in no way am I qualified to teach this class, but I am excited to see what Prof. Chen Shway can pull off.
Love,
John
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